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What are some interesting campus recruitment rejection stories?

有哪些在校园招聘中被拒的有趣故事?

1.SAP Labs Interview:Two HR were present and were discussing with me.

SAP实验室面试：在场两位招聘官与我交谈

Interviewer 1: Do you have any questions?

面试官1：你有什么要问的问题吗?

Me: In ppt, you told that you provide free food, transportation and work from home.

我：在ppt中，你们告知我你们提供免费的食物、交通和在家办公的工作方式

Interviewer 1 & 2 : Yeah

面试官1和2：对的

Me: So, can I use the free transport go to office have food, come back with the free transport, and then work from home.

我：所以，我可以用免费交通去办公室吃免费食物，然后再乘坐免费交通回来在家办公么?

REJECTED.

被拒绝。

网友评论：I would have selected this guy -> he can identify opportunities and make connections to solve problems/find solutions!

我会选择这个伙计，因为他能认准各种机遇并联系起来解决问题/找到解决方案。

2.This happened to a female friend of mine when she appeared for a TCS interview. Lets call this female T. Her technical interview had gone very well and the following happened in the HR:

这事发生在我一个女性朋友身上，她当时在参加TCS的面试。我们叫她T吧。T的技术面试很顺利，但接下来被HR面试时:

Interviewer: Would you be comfortable being posted anywhere in India?

面试官：如果我们把你外派到印度，你介意吗?

T: Actually, Sir, my mum is very old and is in fragile health. Being the only child of my parents it is my responsibility to take good care of her. This is the reason which prohibits me from traveling around let alone living in a different city.

T：啊，这个啊，先生，其实我妈妈年岁已高，而且健康状况不是很好。作为独生女，好好照顾她是我义不容辞的责任。所以，我连离家旅游都没法做到，更别说长期去往外地居住了。

(Interviewer starts asking other questions. )

(面试官开始问一些其他的问题)

(After sometime)

(过了一会儿)

Interviewer: We are very impressed by the technical knowledge that you have and we'd like to consider you for our New York branch. What do you think about that?

面试官：你的技术能力令我们印象深刻，我们打算将你派往纽约分部。你觉得如何?

T: Sir I'd love to go to New York. I was waiting for this opportunity and I assure you that I'll work hard and you'll never regret this decision.

T：太好了先生，我非常愿意去纽约!我一直都期待着这个机会，我保证我会努力工作，绝不会让你们为了这个决定而后悔!

REJECTED !

然后就没有然后了。

3.This is one of my friends' story. He cleared the written round and group discussion of Cognizant Technology Solutions (CTS). The interview rounds were held in another college. He managed to clear the technical rounds too. Then came the HR round.

我一个朋友，他通过了CTS的笔试和群面。面试环节设在另一所大学，同样，他成功通过了技术测试，到了HR单面环节:

Interviewer: How did the rounds go?

面试官：之前的环节你感觉怎么样?

Friend: Yeah, they went very good.

朋友：啊，感觉一切都挺顺利的!

Interviewer: Say why are you interested in our corporate.

面试官：说说你为什么对我们公司感兴趣吧。

Friend: Sir actually this is one of the biggest conglomerates in the country. Joining "Accenture" has been my dream sir since...

朋友：先生，众所周知，贵公司是国内规模最大的集团公司之一，成为埃森哲的一员是我一直以来的梦想……

Interviewer: Wait, do you know which company's interview you are attending?

面试官：等等!你知道你正在面试的是哪个公司吗?

Friend: Oh, Shit.

朋友：呃……艹。

Rejected!

被拒了!

P.S: He is now placed in a very good company. :)

P.S：他现在在一家非常棒的公司工作:)

4.This happened with my friend while he was being interviewed for a startup company.

这是我一个朋友在面试一家创业公司时发生的事:

Interviewer: (Gives him a puzzle.)

面试官：(给他出了一道谜题)

Friend: (Solves puzzle with ease.)

朋友：(轻而易举地解开了谜题)

... At the end

……到了最后

Interviewer: Do you have any question to ask?

面试官：你还有什么问题要问吗?

Friend: (Gives interviewer a puzzle.)

朋友：(给面试官出了一个谜题)

Interviewer tries and gives up.

面试官解了半天解不开，放弃了。

Rejected!

被拒了!

网友评论： Waoww!! Now that requires some attitude !! I guess the interviewer had inferiority complex!! Lol :D

哇哇！这种状况（面试官）真的需要一些肚量！我估计面试官有自卑情结！笑哭。

5.: "So tell me about yourself."

跟我讲一下你自己

: "yourself is a pronoun,used to refer to the person being addressed as the object of a verb or preposition when they are also the subject of the clause."

yourself是一个代词，作为动词或代词的宾语用来指代被称呼的同时也是句子的主语人。(好专业的语法解释)

网友评论：Finally, finally I got the answer to the damn "Tell me about yourself". You, Sir, deserve the Noble Prize!

最终，终于我找到了“介绍一下你自己”这个该死的问题的答案。你，阁下，应该被授予诺贝尔奖！